Things That I Do and Notice Now that I'm on Vacation

Tonight I had a superglue adventure. My cup and doorknob are fixed. I'm also missing a few patches of finger skin. And I no longer need an alarm clock because we have bats, or at least a bat, who likes to chirp at 5am. And I'm losing my hair in volumes sizable enough to make me slightly uncomfortable. Probably because of stress? Certainly not because I keep dying it (it's got a little red in it now...festive, right?). Whatever the reason, I wish it would stop. I don't want to be bald before I'm thirty. Maybe I should go get some vitamins or something.